April 14, 2017



What you look like after five days in the MTC
Friday April 14

Well good morning family it was another great day yesterday with the follow up teaching with the couple that we talk the day before and it went as well as the day before it was.

 We are so broke out of the MTC last night put on regular clothes and drove over to see Neta and Robert
And it was good to see them and see the excitement they have for our mission. So all in all it was a very good day yesterday

So here's a couple of jokes

I have lost my mind!

And I'm pretty sure my kids took it!


My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful.

“You know,” he said to our grandson, “it’s not easy getting old. I guess I’m in the fourth quarter now.”

“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” Our grandson said cheerily. “Maybe you’ll go into overtime.”


The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how, after the worship service, he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was slightly annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," said the minister. "But you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in difficulty. The roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star-Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist.

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